Rude Neighbour

We have a neighbour that has visited us on a couple of occasions.  He comes over, checks out the grass, eats a mouthful or two, checks out the pool, takes a dip, then deposits a messy goodbye on the edge of the pool, or even in pool, and without any further warning makes a quick departure into the bush, or up a tree.  The next time he arrives, he will be met with a broom with a crazy lady!!!